The latest irresistible time-wasting activity circulating on Facebook this week is to go to UrbanDictionary.com and look up your first name.
Mine has a number of definitions ranging from "the act of being extremely interesting, smart, cool, athletic, and just about every positive thing that a person can be" to "code name for cocaine."
Hmm, I think I'll go with the first one. It's slightly more appropriate than the second, the words "smart," "athletic," "cool" and "extremely" notwithstanding. Besides, I only tried cocaine once in college, and I didn't inhale.