So, the pixie cut is all the rage in Hollywood, right? Michelle whats-her-name (pictured above), Hallie Berry, even Tom Cruise's beard wife, whose name escapes me at the moment, is sporting one. But, is it right for me, Ms. Biggest Head in Her Graduating Class? (I know this because the nuns gasped - then giggled in an unChristian-like manner - when measuring my head for a graduation cap.)
After a weekend of perspiration like the one I just had, something's gotta give. And, since it can't be my clothes (at least, not in public), it's gotta be my crowning glory which is heavier and hotter than a coonskin cap. Thoughts?