Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Thoughts in the afterglow of hot asphalt
Back at my desk, mini fan blasting, I scanned the news to find - to my utter surprise and horror - Bristol Palin is marrying her baby daddy, Levi Johnston. And Sarah Palin may have been the last to know. I have no words. Fortunately, my brilliantly snarky friend, Carol Starr Schneider (aka Short Jewish Gal) has plenty of them.
Then, a 4th tape recording of Mel Gibson has apparently surfaced - this one more horrifying than the last. Understatement of the day (from Mel's surprisingly cool and calm wife): "You need medication." Hmm, ya think?
There's nothing understated about John Daly who wore a technicolor dreamcoat to a photo shoot of past British Open winners yesterday....