Ding dong, the bells are going to chime! My invitation is supposed to arrive today. Surely, Kate and Will know I'll be in Italy at that time. A fast train could get me and the mister to the church on time, spruced up and looking in our prime. Surely, they know I'm the world's biggest Anglophile (or, at least, in the state of Kansas) and have every word of "My Fair Lady" committed to memory for life. Surely, I'm on the list. Surely.