This morning, I called my mother and attempted to relive the moment, roles reversed:
"Hi, Mom. I'm just calling to see if you have any questions for me about the wedding night tonight."
"Oh, you mean like a sex talk!! Hahaha..." She laughed, but admitted she had no recollection of that exchange 31 years ago. Then, she said she had to hang up. The groom needed help finding more closet space.