My boomerang daughter likes to stay up late at night, fooling around on my computer (because, she claims, it's so much faster and cooler than hers). Just for fun, she'll change my desktop art to something sexy...like this attractive actor from one of those ubiquitous vampire shows, no doubt. He gave me such a start this morning, my heart actually stopped. At my age, that can be dangerous. Note to offspring: I have no problem discovering naked men with six-pack abs under the sheets in the morning (I fully support the idea, in fact), but not before I've had my first cup of coffee.
On the other hand, it's a helluva way to start the last week of a hot summer!