Oh, Anne. Just look at that expression on your face. You know nobody else on the planet can look like you, no matter how talented their hair stylist. Oh, but I tried. I loaded five photos of you on my iPad and took them to the salon this morning. My stylist - the best I've ever had - did exactly what I told her, giving me my shortest cut since the infamous Twiggy 'do of 1968. What I failed to request was your impossibly big doe eyes, your Audrey-like neck and, oh yeah, a birth year of 1982. (Jeez, Anne, you're younger than my son!) But, I"m not bitter. Especially if I can wash and dry that baby in under 3 minutes tomorrow morning. Thanks for the inspiration, Anne. And I swear I'll get to "Les Miz" before Oscar night. Mwah.