Thursday, February 21, 2013

Sh*t my deaf husband's wife says

Last night at grocery store, buying last-minute storm food ingredients:

Clerk:  That'll be 18.03.
Me:  Here's a twenty. I only have two pennies.
Clerk: I have a penny.
Me: You haven't eaten!??  You mean, like all day?!

I would like to take this opportunity to officially apologize to my husband. It, apparently, happens to the best of us.

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