In the interest of time (and because I procrastinated) I defaulted to "Insane Retired Zombie" as my costume and headed downtown in time to get a corner seat at my favorite sidewalk cafe/bar.
The townsfolk did not disappoint me....
|Yes, that's a baby in there.|
|What a couple of hams.|
|"Dude, text you later. I'm trick-or-treating."|
|Oh yeah, little man. You win, hands down.|