- Rated M
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on May 3rd, 2008
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If I’m remembered for one thing in this glorious life, it will be for my legendary impatience in situations I ...
- “I haven’t watched it yet!”
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Apr 24th, 2008
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The other day, I’m walking my dog and I see my neighbor Candy, a self-proclaimed danceaholic, pull up and park ...
- Table for 18
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Apr 17th, 2008
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Last week, I placed a very long distance call to my grandmother. I needed some reassurance. Our conversation went something ...
- OMG!
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Apr 11th, 2008
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Omigod. Gag me with a serious case of self-consciousness. I am so peeved at myself right now. Yesterday, opportunity came ...
- Vocabulary lesson
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Apr 4th, 2008
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When the college boy was in middle school, he zoomed through his weekly vocabulary assignment, trying to squish all twenty ...
- “Late Edition”
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Mar 27th, 2008
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Most mornings, I’m half-awake when I get up. A jolt of pricey java reboots my brain and like a miracle, ...
- Out of the Closet
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Mar 18th, 2008
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Today I walked out of my walk-in and into the light. I won’t lie. It felt good to get out ...
- Line Dancing
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Mar 10th, 2008
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Temptation is all around me. To my left are Swiss chocolate bars, gourmet jellybeans and Macadamia nuts. To my right ...
- If at first you don’t succeed
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Mar 1st, 2008
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Deep announcer voice: Good Morning. Journey through the Heartland. Today we meet a young man on a Herculean quest across ...
- Lost in “Lost”
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Feb 21st, 2008
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Imagine a magnificent island full of polar bears, red cows, smoke monsters, time travelers and grungy crash survivors who haven’t ...
- Road Trip!
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Feb 8th, 2008
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For the past three months, I’ve been on a weird and wonderful road trip, the kind that sends you in ...
- Drive, She Said
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Jan 29th, 2008
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It was a dark and stormy night. Cue creepy music. Bring on spooky sound effects. Crashing thunder and lightening will ...
- Project Strike Wear
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Jan 16th, 2008
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In a lifetime, a gal grabs but a few moments in the limelight, unless of course she happens to be ...
- “Oh, Mare!”
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Jan 8th, 2008
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The other night, as the ambulance took poor Britney away for a 72-hour hold, I turned to my youngest and ...
- Me: An Ongoing Mockumentary
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Dec 28th, 2007
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I sit here in my robe, sipping lukewarm coffee, with no one to picket at the moment but my own, ...
- "Drummergate"
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Dec 17th, 2007
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The Writers Strike has raised many important questions that have hit me on a personal level and taken up valuable ...
- Honk before you flatten me!
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Dec 6th, 2007
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As a strike captain, I play den mother to a small group of panicky writers. I do my best to ...
- Chant your troubles away
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Nov 29th, 2007
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Week Four of the Writers Strike and some of us are getting punchier by the minute. We’re tired and we’re ...
- Munchkins Unite!
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Nov 19th, 2007
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What do three surviving members of the Lollipop Guild, the Incredible Hulk and presidential hopeful John Edwards have in common? ...
- Picket-iquette
- Posted by Carol Starr Schneider on Nov 15th, 2007
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Here we are, well into the second week of the Writers Strike, and the following revelation has seized my brain ...