Sadly, Segway's idea of "excitement" is gliding at approximately 2 miles per hour. I so wish I would've thought to shoot video but, believe me, these thrill-seekers are barely moving. Hilarious.
Published on July 20, 2008
Go-carts are so five minutes ago. Here's a sign that promises excitement you can feel at a new Segway track, located along the Branson strip.
Published on July 20, 2008
Saturday's "booze cruise" on a rented pontoon boat comes to a screeching halt when the boat stalls in the middle of lake. We were rescued by the boy who looks like he's going overboard in the back. He eventually had to tow us in.
Published on July 20, 2008
More fun with hillbilly teeth. (Note to readers: Consider as favors for your next barbecue. Your party is sure to be a hit.)
Published on July 20, 2008
Just one of the approximately 1300 music show billboards in Branson. I like this one for its simple, multigenerational message.
Published on July 20, 2008
Chateau on the Lake, wedding headquarters. Nice place, except for the birds - caged in the lobby - that chirped all day, making it impossible to nap.
Published on July 20, 2008