I have decided to shun Big R for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
dwightschrute (anonymous) says...
I have decided to shun Big R for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
On I Left My Heart in Okoboji
August 11, 2008 at 8:27 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
dwightschrute (anonymous) says...
Right on! You should listen to your friend Mike more often.
On More 'Treatment' sessions needed
March 13, 2008 at 11:06 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
dwightschrute (anonymous) says...
I decided to shun a coworker for the three years... which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique; it's like slapping someone with silence.
I was shunned from the age of 4 until my 6th birthday, for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
On Pizza and perspective
August 20, 2007 at 11:09 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
dwightschrute (anonymous) says...
I enjoy your blog. Check out mine:
http://blog.nbc.com/DwightsBlog/
DKS
On In praise of grandkids
June 28, 2007 at 6:41 p.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )
dwightschrute (anonymous) says...
Leah,
I, too, have a test. Whenever I’m about to do something, I think “would an idiot do that?” and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Dwight K. Schrute
P.S. You know that line on top of the shrimp? That’s feces.
On Am I too old for this?
April 26, 2007 at 10:50 a.m. ( permalink | suggest removal )